About This Game Burgerwise is a hard working clown. He spends his days spreading horror and terror everywhere he can, smashing up puppies and dragging their little bodies back to his home to run his heater for the coven of clowns he's shacked up with. He has a few roommates he could do without though; the Taffy Maker and his annoying hat. That guy who runs the heater is creepy. The random cloud guy with his dumb mustache. And that robot clown they tried making and then tried flushing down the pipes because he was so friggin annoying. But he's friends with the other clowns. Mostly. He hates when they touch his burgers though. Hates it so much he could just...smash them up. Smash them into a million pieces with his hammy ham. But he can't do that. People would frown on him for that. One day though, after a stint of puppy smashing, he comes home to find his clown friends dead, weird half-painted monsters roaming around, and someone has gotten into his BURGERS! Just as he's about to destroy every last one of those monsters, a light bulb goes off. A wondrous idea pops into his head. He could kill the others. The Taffy Maker and Cloud guy and all of them! The cops wouldn't question him then...it's so genius, so perfectly diabolical! And he could take their stuff too! And then he'll find out who broke in. And probably smash them too. Gameplay Burgerwise the Clown is a mini metroidvania sidescroller. There Are Five Bosses In total. Four upgrades including double jump, dash, water breathing, and a nice revolver. Find all the dead clowns, smash them up and eat their hearts to gain more health. 6d5b4406ea Title: Burgerwise the ClownGenre: IndieDeveloper:Andrew Augustine, Zach AugustinePublisher:Monkeystein GamesRelease Date: 21 May, 2018 Burgerwise The Clown Download] (UPDATE - June17, 2018)The controller works great now, the buttons and sticks are remapped in a way that works. The enemies are now a lot slower which helps but if you allow them to they will still move inside your character. It's an okay fix for the previous problem but it really sort of just hides it rather than fix it. It's better than before although it could use further improvement. The game is still a bit clunky and there is still some trial and error type of areas that quickly become frustrating due to there being no checkpoints. The platforming can be hard to judge when jumping and very punishing as missing a jump can often be an instant death. Great job on the update, I love how a bit of information on what you are supposed to do was added, that's great. The game is slightly better overall now but it still isn't where I'd need it to be to give it a positive recommend. It definitely feels better though, that's for sure.(End Of Update)I bought this because I liked the art style and the fact that it had something to do with burgers. Unfortunately, it isn't quite up par in many ways. I wish the controls were better but they are pretty bad. There were a lot of mistakes made with this game, I think these developers are fairly new but it seems like they tried.The story is pretty cool, at least what's written here on the Steam description. There is a bit of a cutscene before the game starts to give a tiny bit of the story but i wish it had the whole story, also that it was skipable because it doesn't seem to be.The controls are probably the worst feature of this game. On the xbox 360 type controller for PC, the right analog stick is move and X is attack with A for jumping. This means you have to use both hands on the right side of the controller in a very awkward way. The keyboard is much better but still not very good with E being attack but when using wasd, pressing E is awkward. Unfortunately there is also no possible way to remap your keys or buttons so you are forced to play with these brutal controls.The hit detection is pretty weak. Your hits register most of the time but enemies will move inside of you causing constant damage over time and it feels very wrong. Because of this the game is extremely hard in a way that it shouldn't be.There is no tutorial or instructions on how to play at all. You can pick up bullets bu there is no mention of a gun and none of the buttons on the keyboard or controller fire these bullets. I have no idea what they are for.First Impressions \/ Gameplay Videohttps:\/\/youtu.be\/_-WqiDIaUkM --> Follow My Steam Curator Here <--I like the art style and the story. I hope the devs can update this to make it better. I wasn't able to make it past the first level or even get to the boss. The controls really are that terrible and I can't recommend this in it's current state unfortunately.. (UPDATE - June17, 2018)The controller works great now, the buttons and sticks are remapped in a way that works. The enemies are now a lot slower which helps but if you allow them to they will still move inside your character. It's an okay fix for the previous problem but it really sort of just hides it rather than fix it. It's better than before although it could use further improvement. The game is still a bit clunky and there is still some trial and error type of areas that quickly become frustrating due to there being no checkpoints. The platforming can be hard to judge when jumping and very punishing as missing a jump can often be an instant death. Great job on the update, I love how a bit of information on what you are supposed to do was added, that's great. The game is slightly better overall now but it still isn't where I'd need it to be to give it a positive recommend. It definitely feels better though, that's for sure.(End Of Update)I bought this because I liked the art style and the fact that it had something to do with burgers. Unfortunately, it isn't quite up par in many ways. I wish the controls were better but they are pretty bad. There were a lot of mistakes made with this game, I think these developers are fairly new but it seems like they tried.The story is pretty cool, at least what's written here on the Steam description. There is a bit of a cutscene before the game starts to give a tiny bit of the story but i wish it had the whole story, also that it was skipable because it doesn't seem to be.The controls are probably the worst feature of this game. On the xbox 360 type controller for PC, the right analog stick is move and X is attack with A for jumping. This means you have to use both hands on the right side of the controller in a very awkward way. The keyboard is much better but still not very good with E being attack but when using wasd, pressing E is awkward. Unfortunately there is also no possible way to remap your keys or buttons so you are forced to play with these brutal controls.The hit detection is pretty weak. Your hits register most of the time but enemies will move inside of you causing constant damage over time and it feels very wrong. Because of this the game is extremely hard in a way that it shouldn't be.There is no tutorial or instructions on how to play at all. You can pick up bullets bu there is no mention of a gun and none of the buttons on the keyboard or controller fire these bullets. I have no idea what they are for.First Impressions \/ Gameplay Videohttps:\/\/youtu.be\/_-WqiDIaUkM --> Follow My Steam Curator Here <--I like the art style and the story. I hope the devs can update this to make it better. I wasn't able to make it past the first level or even get to the boss. The controls really are that terrible and I can't recommend this in it's current state unfortunately.. (UPDATE - June17, 2018)The controller works great now, the buttons and sticks are remapped in a way that works. The enemies are now a lot slower which helps but if you allow them to they will still move inside your character. It's an okay fix for the previous problem but it really sort of just hides it rather than fix it. It's better than before although it could use further improvement. The game is still a bit clunky and there is still some trial and error type of areas that quickly become frustrating due to there being no checkpoints. The platforming can be hard to judge when jumping and very punishing as missing a jump can often be an instant death. Great job on the update, I love how a bit of information on what you are supposed to do was added, that's great. The game is slightly better overall now but it still isn't where I'd need it to be to give it a positive recommend. It definitely feels better though, that's for sure.(End Of Update)I bought this because I liked the art style and the fact that it had something to do with burgers. Unfortunately, it isn't quite up par in many ways. I wish the controls were better but they are pretty bad. There were a lot of mistakes made with this game, I think these developers are fairly new but it seems like they tried.The story is pretty cool, at least what's written here on the Steam description. There is a bit of a cutscene before the game starts to give a tiny bit of the story but i wish it had the whole story, also that it was skipable because it doesn't seem to be.The controls are probably the worst feature of this game. On the xbox 360 type controller for PC, the right analog stick is move and X is attack with A for jumping. This means you have to use both hands on the right side of the controller in a very awkward way. The keyboard is much better but still not very good with E being attack but when using wasd, pressing E is awkward. Unfortunately there is also no possible way to remap your keys or buttons so you are forced to play with these brutal controls.The hit detection is pretty weak. Your hits register most of the time but enemies will move inside of you causing constant damage over time and it feels very wrong. Because of this the game is extremely hard in a way that it shouldn't be.There is no tutorial or instructions on how to play at all. You can pick up bullets bu there is no mention of a gun and none of the buttons on the keyboard or controller fire these bullets. I have no idea what they are for.First Impressions \/ Gameplay Videohttps:\/\/youtu.be\/_-WqiDIaUkM --> Follow My Steam Curator Here <--I like the art style and the story. I hope the devs can update this to make it better. I wasn't able to make it past the first level or even get to the boss. The controls really are that terrible and I can't recommend this in it's current state unfortunately.
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